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The toughest job ever
Lets get REAL, on Mother’s Day—-some mothers don’t want a bunch of hand-made crap their kids were forced to make in school. No fruit baskets either, we deserve to eat Carbs this day. We don’t really want flowers either, just something else we have to keep alive & clean up after. Forget chocolates & champ’s, we can get fat & drunk another day. This is Mother’s Day, we’ve earned big expensive gifts, for all the grief our kids have caused us, am I right? For all the times our children have marked on the walls, stained the carpet, talked back, let the animals potty inside, dented our cars, yelled at us, lost their retainers, just plain drained the life right out of us, ETC.
This is our day, we want honored, obeyed & freaking awesome stuff. And if your budget doesn’t allow for freaking awesome stuff, then we’d prefer you NOT:
This is just some of the creative, yet annoying things kids do–on a daily basis. Inching mother’s one step closer to the Crazy Farm:O
On the slight chance you can pull off getting us freaking awesome stuff for Mother’s Day, we’ll forgo the entire list above, but it better be FREAKING AWESOME STUFF:))) Disney Dooney & Bourke, Jewelry, Cash is always excepted, etc:)
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1. The always nice ”breakfast in bed”! Bagel thin & peppered bacon, yummo!
2. Shiny NEW Ray Bans — Hubby, you know which pair I like, (the kids don’t have any money, so front them some) hint:) I tried them on the other day, REMEMBER:)
3. I’m served all day, waited on hand & foot with a SMILE – by my children. You know, nicely waited on, like Princess MOM, here are your slippers my lady, with no “UHHHHHH” attached to it….. Oh & don’t throw the slippers at me, place them gently on my feet….–this hasn’t even happened, although I’m feeling quite pampered.
4. Speaking of hand & foot –Mani’s & Pedi’s are always excellante’.
5. Massages are a nice touch, get it touch–hehe, Oh & not by the kids. Preferably a paid professional….
6. Bought Flowers are lovely, but hand-picked is much more thoughtful, Awe.
7. Mexican Lunch is great, but Italian dinner is better!
8. A handmade card…. REALLY, I’m sentimental—-more focus on the MENTAL–my hubby would joke, so I just beat him to the punch, bwahahahahahahahah!
9. DISNEY Kitchen Wares *@*
10. When in doubt: JEWELRY, JEWELRY, JEWELRY!!! Mother’s, can I get an AMEN!!! (hubby, help the kids out with this one too)
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This is just some of what I found in my vacuum today, my son last used it in his room, he sucked this prize up…..
“Hide your nasty while you’re at a buffet!” Hubby
All of a sudden yesterday, I heard my daughter scream, “Oh NO, The dog has a turd in her mouth!”
