Is this Weird?

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

While grilling in my backyard, I heard my dog chewing on something loudly. Upon further inspection, are you ready for this–it was some kind of JAWBONE, yes I said JAWBONE–with yellow-gnarled up teeth still in tact. OMG I was terrified it was human & we would need CSI, so I snatched it out of my dog’s mouth with my garden gloves, as not to fumble any fingerprints from the possible murderer (unfortunately true thoughts), till my hubby came out back & put the nasty jawbone up to his mouth (without my gloves, gross) & said ”Does this look like human teeth?” Soooo disgusting?”  (deer jawbone) Is this WEIRD?

4 or 41 Is this WEIRD?

Celebrated my 41st Birthday today, looked more like a 4 year olds… Just some of my gifts—-Candy, Candles, Candy, Fountain & More Candy. Is this WEIRD?

Is this WEIRD?

English: New York System Weiners. Olneyville New York System Restaurant – Providence RI. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I arrive home and find myself carrying these items from the car— a red hobo scarf, beans, son’s sweater, ziplock of weenies,  & a playbill. Is this WEIRD?

Is this WEIRD?

If my McDonald’s bag doesn’t feel heavy when I leave the drive-thru, I’m sad:((( I hate when I get shorted fries, especially when I pay extra for super-size…Is this Weird?.

Is this WEIRD?

English: Corn (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

When I was younger, I watched the “Jefferson’s” T.V. show, hold on that’s not the weird part———————— & would eat a bowl of corn everytime, BAM—that was! Not really sure why corn, I think I thought it was sophisticated, yummy! Is this WEIRD?

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Cotton Ball Bathroom

A toilet paper roll (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Went #1 (tinkle) in the potty today— then quickly realized after it was toooooo late, I had no toilet paper in the bathroom—so what’s a girl to do. I looked over to see what I had to work with & all I could find while incapacitated  were cotton balls. So I grabbed a hand full of them & dried off enough to safely scoot into the other bathroom for REAL toilet paper. Moral of the story–make sure you have toilet paper in the actual bathroom you’re using, before you sit down:O

Is this WEIRD?

English: A typical “As seen on TV” logo, based on the logo present on many products in the US. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

I hate T.V. commercials sooooo much, most the television programs I watch, are dvred. That way I can fast forward through them! Do you think I’m impatient?

Is this WEIRD?

Own make Disney logo for Disney Portal(Chinese) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Years & years ago–I checked out a Disney Guide book (what else) over & over at my neighborhood library. One day – I took it to the park & while my kids played, I accidentally dropped it in the mud, I cleaned it up & returned it to the library when it was due. Weeks later, I tried to check it out again & the librarian said the pages looked muddy & she couldn’t check it out–till she found out who last used it. I said probably me, being that I always checked it out. This is where honesty doesn’t pay——or rather it DOES.The librarian had the nerve to make me buy the book. It was still READABLE, nothing torn, just a little bit of dried dirt here & there. I paid for it,  but was upset because it had been weeks & I’m sure other peeps had checked it out, the fact that no one noticed or mentioned it to me after I checked it back in, is what really bothered me. They obviously had it back on the shelf waiting for a new patron, I was OBVIOUSLY the only idiot to recheck the same book out. Disney costs me in more ways than one!!!!!!! Is this WEIRD?

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Is this WEIRD?

I have three different remotes next to my bed, I know all three so well, I don’t have to look at them to change the channel, use the DVD player or run the DVR! Is this WEIRD?

Is this Weird?

Gross, I have no idea what this is? I’ve only seen them at the lake house.